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About Me Member Procrastinator KernelMustard20/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
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*nervous greeting handwave*

Fri Jan 20, 2006, 12:05 AM
Mood: Relaxed Dsylexci

Hello, world.

This is more of a disclaimer than some enlightening passage about how shitty my life is going (and how I use art to tangibly express my rage at how motherfucking greasy that Steak, Egg and Cheese Bagel really is.)

Because, you see, I really am not that talented. At anything. And as a preliminary warning, do not expect mind-shattering artistic images and conjectures from any image I manage to host. For example: I've been working on an acrylic-on-canvas work that was meant to show a surreal scene involving nuclear weapons and the Tree of Life. It sounds freakin' badass, I know, but it's not.

So far, the image I've managed to mold the paint into resembles (how can I put it best;) a Fischer-Price toy car on fire, if it were painted by a rhesus monkey who was dictated by a blind man with a debilitating mental illness about where to throw the paint. It's definetly not pretty. Yet.

Though I am certainly not the most artistic person (in perception or talent) I do enjoy beautiful art done by inspiring minds, which is exactly why I'm here. And I'll certainly enjoy seeing what you have created.

If anything, your work is a constant gauge on how far I have yet to go. I'll take it all one step at a time.

-Andrew

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Wherever I woke up
  • Interests: Creative construction, Pringles, dwarf-tossing
  • Favourite movie: "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules"
  • Favourite band or musician: Team Sleep
  • Favourite poet or writer: Henry Rollins (does that count?)
  • Favourite style of art: Abstract
  • Operating System: DOS
  • MP3 player of choice: Ipod
  • Shell of choice: whatever is compatible with what I need to work with.
  • Favourite game: Mario Kart DS
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC, followed by Dreamcast, PS2, and NES
  • Favourite cartoon character: Homer S.
  • Personal Quote: I wonder how lethal a spork can be in the hands of a ninja.
  • Tools of the Trade: PC, canvas, camera

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:iconanneddroyd:
thanks for the add, hun. i got your name from [link] he says you owe me your undying Love & gratitude.

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:iconanneddroyd:
hi zinski.

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i wiLL be going to some heaven for gLamourous pussy
& you wiLL be cLeaning the fLoor of a diner in heLL
:iconrenfrowasd:
bienvenue a deviantART.

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:) Hi. Welcome to dA. Enjoy. Feel free to ask if you have any questions, or visit FAQs, or the Newbie's forum...

:holly:

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